What's the Deal With . . . Toothpaste?

I went to Target today to get some toothpaste. That's all I wanted: toothpaste. Took me probably 7-8 min's on the toothpaste aisle to get that whole thing achieved.

There are so many different sorts of toothpaste that when all you want is just good ol' regular toothpaste, you spend that much time searching. Colgate & Crest each probably take up almost 1/3 of the aisle. But the regular, non-froo, froo stuff is at the very bottom of the aisle.

So I finally found what I wanted: the regular stuff. But I have to buy two of them (they call it a "value pack"). No, I just wanted one!!!!!

Guess that's just how it is . . . with toothpaste . . . with shampoo (remember the old Seinfeld bit: All I want is the normal, regular shampoo!!! The kind that rips the hair right out of the scalp!) . . . and with many things in life. Either deal with it . . . or else.